Paperclip : "I see you are holding a sword. To use the sword just... uh-oh."
Phoebe
"Instructions to Becoming a Mercenary:
Step 1: Raise murder weapon of choice up in the air
Step 2: Bellow out the most ridiculous phrase you can think of
Step 3: Plunge the murder weapin into enemy's heart, still screaming as loud as you bloody can, until you murder weapon is as bloody bloody as it'll get.
Step 3: Run away - fast.
Hmmm, sounds simple enough."
Faticia
He looks a tad too, um, prim or something. I wouldn't be surprised if those were instructions though
MoonMinx
"Mo-om, my clothes are falling apart!!....................... again!!!"
Goldenear777
okay, now where am i? wait, this isn't a map, it's just a piece of paper with squiggly lines all over it!
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"When monster approaches (fig. A) insert sword into body of monster (fig. B). Repeat as necessary."
Step 1: Raise murder weapon of choice up in the air
Step 2: Bellow out the most ridiculous phrase you can think of
Step 3: Plunge the murder weapin into enemy's heart, still screaming as loud as you bloody can, until you murder weapon is as bloody bloody as it'll get.
Step 3: Run away - fast.
Hmmm, sounds simple enough."
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